what do people even SAY during sex????
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!
“Holy shit balls!”
This is awesome.
If you watch anything today, watch this
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’
I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
but what if
im so fucking done with you people
what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
what if they’re protecting us though
what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over
I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then
maybe you’re the reflection.
im too high for this