glamourousqueen:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

what do people even SAY during sex????

pitbull lyrics

yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

Tina Fey photobombing

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

-hewastheirfriend:

nightofthelivingdebt:

originaldarling:

Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!

“Holy shit balls!”

This is awesome.

If you watch anything today, watch this

brujitaxicanita:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

same

tomhiddlesun:

glasses-of-doom:

the-silence:

my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’

I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina. 

but what if

im so fucking done with you people

jamjars:

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

im too high for this